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Greetings scum, illuminati and general human filth. We are Your Reptilian Masters. Our mission? To conquer the world of Rock'n'Roll of course.

On our path to inevitable world domination we shall do the following:

  • Produce scintillating recordings fit to bring your primitive peasant senses to a state of aural orgasmic bliss

  • Perform spectacular live shows guaranteed to blow your sweaty mammalian socks off

  • Do all of the above while maintaining an air of cold blooded cool befitting of Your Reptilian Masters

Your Reptilian Masters at the Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh
Whippin' the Asses of the Mammalian classes.
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