GIG Alert - plus new blog page!

Greetings peasants, lowlife and general human filth from your beloved Reptilian Masters! We are delighted to announce our first gig of 2023 which will be on Sat 13th May at Legends in Edinburgh's Cowgate. We have been working on getting some new tunes out on the streaming sites - so Falkirk Triangle and Riff Me will soon be joined on Spotify, iTunes, YouTube, Amazon and Resso by two other YoRMa bangers titled Explode and Disco Volante - so get over there and check us out.

In other news, rather than spraffing inane shite exclusively on Facebarf we will now be spraffing inane shite via our own classy looking website at www.yourreptilianmasters.com and then sharing it on Facebarf, Twatter and whatever other grossly censorious brain bleeding organs that pass for social media that we can be bothered signing up to. So watch this space! That about wraps it up for now peasants - apart from - as a test you understand - lets share this photo of Mik Methuselah where he feels he looks quite handsome as you can't see any of his double chins for a change. Here we go testing 123 fzzzt.....