YoRMa to Play at Doune the Rabbit Hole

Dearest plebs - Your Reptilian Masters are delighted to announce that we will be strutting our stuff and sharing our sublime musical airs at Doune the Rabit Hole this year. It runs from Fri 21st to Sun 23rd July and we will likely play on Sunday 23rd on the Baino stage - which is one of their two outdoor stages. Now, before anyone starts - yes we KNOW - we might not end up getting paid if last year is anything to go by. But that makes ZERO difference to us as we never get paid anyway - and what does that matter for a band that is not in it for the money but instead for the sheer joy of promoting full spectrum global dominance of our reptilian technocratic elite (co Klaus Schwab - well SOMEONE has to keep the lights on at DAVOS while we continue to produce delectable aural delights for your primitive mammalian shell-likes). Yes - own nothing and be happy plebs! And never mind fish and chips - just bend over while Dr Yval inserts a chip in yer brain so as he can fish for your Free Will (so as he can kill it of course).

So anyway dearest human lowlife we digress somewhat - we appreciate that some bands are still waiting to get paid from last year from DTRH - but ye see they'll never get paid ever if the festival just packs up it's bags and calls it a day will they?!? So that's why we're doing it see - for entirely altruistic reasons - honest! Believe that and you'll believe Anthony Fauci (about anything) and that COVID arose from an unholy copulation between an amorous bat and a drunken pangolin - it's like that in downtown Wuhan we hear - as long as the bat IDENTIFIES as a Pangolin everything is cool!

And there we go digressing again - we just cannot help ourselves! The point is - we are booked to play so get yer tickets at the link below. Posters are being printed as we write and sure as night follows day, as soon as YoRMa are announced on the bill, a veritable cornucopia of illuminati inspired superstars (ie virtually everyone in Holywood allegedly) will be queuing up begging to be invited so as they can kiss our scaley arses and worship at the be-talloned feet of their rightful overlords. So - you get the idea - get in there and get your tickets. Posters are being released this week but we include below an artists impression of what they might look like now YoRMa have been added to the bill. That brings an end to this edition of Your Reptilian Masters' blogathon - so fair thee well plebs, mind how you go and stay away from the dodgy experimental clot shots. Don't say we didn't warn ya ;) Your Reptilian Masters xxx

Link to Doune the Rabbit Hole for tix: https://www.dounetherabbithole.co.uk/